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I am..



The jack of all trades...

... and master of none...

How do you do?

I've done so many things in my life...

When I was young, I've learned the piano, completed grade 8 before I turned the age of 12,
Learned the violin up to grade 3,
Ask me to play you a tune now,
I'll probably stare back at you with a vacant stare..

Just in reason years,
I've tried my hand in a few Burlesque classes,
Learning the exaggerated walk,
How to take off my stockings,
All around a chair,
Which of course were too high for my short legs,
While the other girls twirl gracefully,
I looked like I was trying to do the high jump..
Played with huge feathered fans,
Even learning how to shake it with those nipple tassels..
Please don't ask me to perform anything, unless you could get me high...
And I'm not talking about the liquid kind..

I've had a passion with shoe making,
I love the colours and creation that I could think of,
Tried my hands in making a pair of shoes,
And a pair of sandals to boot,
But alas, shoe making is quite difficult without the proper tools,
Or the proper knowledge of the feet to get the perfect shoes..

Tried learning to sew,
I guess time will only tell?

Now, I'm looking towards...

... How to make my own hats!!

Blame it on Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding..

In future perhaps,
I could make gorgeous accessories for the head,
Not just hats,
But headbands and clips,
With feathers and flowers,

My name is May,
I'm the Jack of all trades,
But master of nothing..

Nice to meet you..


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May. 6th, 2011 12:21 pm (UTC)
Well. Unfortunately I'm a one-occupation only person.
May. 6th, 2011 10:05 pm (UTC)
I can't even make a living with what I've done.. More like a hobby.. Or should I say hobbies?! Hehe
May. 6th, 2011 03:29 pm (UTC)

Ditto the piano, the dancing & the sewing!! Nice to meet you too!!

P.s. Hat making sounds fun!!!

Jill of all trades! ;)

May. 6th, 2011 10:04 pm (UTC)
Lol! Hugs!!! Hi Jill!!! Forgot to write bout my jewellery making experience.. I've still got boxes of tools, crystals etc left over!! Might give that another try too *blush*

Btw, how are you over in Japan??? Haven't read entries in a while.. So slack!! I hope things are good there now?? Hugs
May. 7th, 2011 01:39 am (UTC)
Re: Blush
haha! :) we moved to japan 7 months ago! :) everything is ok now but it has been so dramatic! :)

haha! jewellery making, thats my mum's trade. i just "order" jewellery from her!

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